we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
That laugh tho
"dinner is ready"
shaquille, don’t feel
do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it
Had a really weird experience the other day. Went to a local burger place here in fayetteville the other day. Was waiting in line when the guy in front of me recognized me!
"Hey arent you that fat guy from youtube?" he asked.
"Well there are a lot of fat guys from youtube, but I’m one of them." I quipped.
He smirked a little and said “Yeah. I know you. You’re that francis guy right?”
I smiled back and gave the francis lisp, “Yessssh. Yesshhh I am u shun of a bish.”
I expected a smile but what he said next actually floored me. ”I used to really like your videos man. But you’ve changed. You’re a fucking sellout. You only make those videos for money.” then he spat on the floor in front of me.
I was entirely silent. I had no clue how to process this exchange. He turned away from me and I just stared at his back for the next few minutes in silence. I was devestated.
Then the guy behind the register brought him his food. A nice big tray with some fries and a burger and a cup to be filled at the soda fountain.
"HEY MAN. THIS FUCKING BURGER. DID YOU ONLY MAKE IT FOR ME BECAUSE YOU GOT PAID TO DO IT?"
the man behind the counter laughed uncomfortably. ”uh… yeah man. I work here.”
"FUCK YOU MAN. YOU FUCKING SELL OUT. WHERE’S THE FUCKING PASSION AT? WHERE’S THE FUCKING LOVE? DO YOU ONLY DO THIS FOR THE MONEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT?"
The kid looked around as if to find a camera, hoping he was being pranked for youtube. ”Actually I’m going to cullinary school and I’m hoping to be a chef someday but… yeah I do this just to pay the tuition bills man, whats your problem?”
Kid starts thrashing about as spaghetti starts pouring from his pockets. He points at the pepsi guy refilling the fountain bags “YOU FUCKING SELLOUT. FUCK YOU. ARTISAN COLA IS THE ONLY COLA I FUCKING DRINK. PEPSI IS FOR FUCKING MUGGLES YOU MOTHER FUCKER. GET SOME JONES UP IN THIS PIECE”
Spaghetti began to fly out of his fanny pack at an absurd rate. the rocketing power of the spaghetti stream blasted him directly out of the resturant. ”FUCKING SELLOUTS. ALL OF YOU. YOU’RE FUCKING WORTHLESS.”
A nearby cop car takes notice and attempts to arrest him. they wrangle him to the ground, spaghetti still blasting into the atmosphere.
"YOU FUCKING FASCISTS. YOU FASCIST FUCKING PIGS. ARE YOU ONLY TASERING ME BECAUSE YOU GET PAID TO TASER PEOPLE YOU PIECES OF SHIT? FUCK YOU GUYS. LEARN TO LOVE YOUR FUCKING JOBS. DO IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKERS."
he was arrested.
Dammit Boogie… You got me up until he got his food. XD